Retro recipes are much, much more fun when you can share them with somebody — whether that’s family, friends, or the entire freakin’ internet doesn’t much matter. So when Ruth of Mid-Century Menus offered me a chance to participate in the Knox Apocalypse II, I was really looking forward to it. (Stupid, I know. Nobody should ever look forward to aspic.)
I contributed a recipe to the pool, and in return was granted the dubious privilege of making (courtesy of Silver Screen Suppers) a gelatin-based dish that was published in the Celebrity Cookbook.
And so I’m looking at the pictures, thinking, “Oh hey, look, it’s something by Bette Davis! And apparently she really likes to cook. So a famous person who really likes to cook, I’m sure that’ll just be a real delight, right?”
Turns out that Bette Davis shared her Mustard Gelatin Ring recipe.
At which point I think I stared at the email for at least a minute, mind completely blank, unable to comprehend what the hell that was supposed to be.
Here’s how it was described…
I have looked at this recipe many, many, many times as Bette is one of my favourite film stars and I’ve cooked many of her other favourite dishes (Finnan Haddie a la Davis, the lovely Brown Bette dessert, and her slow cooked Boston Baked Beans have all been devoured) but I’ve always BALKED at this one. What an earth IS a Mustard Gelatin Ring? What would it look like and more importantly, what would it TASTE like? I have absolutely no idea.
I have absolutely no idea either. And I’m mildly terrified.
3/4 cup sugar
1 envelope (1 tbsp.) unflavored gelatin
1-1/2 tbsp. dry mustard
1/2 tsp. turmeric
1/4 tsp. salt
1 cup water
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1/2 cup whipping cream
cole slaw mixed with canned pineapple chunks
chicory, watercress or other feathery greens
1. Beat eggs; set aside.
2. Mix together sugar and unflavored gelatin; stir in mustard, turmeric and salt.
3. Add water and vinegar to the beaten eggs; stir in sugar-gelatin mixture.
4. Cook in double boiler over boiling water until slightly thickened, stirring continuously.
5. Cool until mixture is thick.
6. Whip cream and stir in. Pour mixture into a 1-1/2-quart ring mold. Chill until firm.
7. Unmold and, if desired, fill center with cole slaw-pineapple mixture.
8. Garnish with chilled greens. Delicious with baked ham.
NOTE: Bette comments: “The sweet and sour flavor contrast is marvelous.” Lovely for buffet table with baked ham, particularly in summer.
This is a weird looking assortment, even for an aspic. There’s my Knox Gelatin, front and center!
The first step is rather reassuring — beating eggs happens with a lot of recipes, so maybe this one won’t be completely absurd. (Yeah, right…)
I added water to the eggs and stepped away to do something else — this is what they looked like when I came back. It’s almost the same texture as you see in egg drop soup, oddly swirly, although it isn’t solidified or anything. (And this was before the vinegar went in, so it’s not congealed or anything… just swirly.)
This is what I’d stepped away to do: adding spices to the sugar. Gelatin, quite a lot of mustard, and a bit of turmeric (presumably for color).
It ends up looking sandy, and smelling intriguingly spicy.
That all gets mixed in and stirred over a double boiler.
As usual, the vague “until thickened” instruction isn’t particularly informative. After about 20 minutes of double boiler stirring, however, the mixture was definitely thickened. So we’ve made a sorta mustard zabaglione… with gelatin.
After it had cooled down, but not completely solidified, we mixed in the whipped cream.
It didn’t say to fold, but Buzz was still pretty gentle to avoid squooshing all the little cream air bubbles.
The closest thing I have to a Jello mold is a bundt pan, so I’m rather glad we were assigned a ring-shaped recipe.
While it’s setting, we mixed the pineapple in the coleslaw. (We also did a lot of other stuff. It takes a long time for gelatin to do its thing.)
It’s all solid and ready to serve. Yay… Can’t wait…
So let’s summarize. This is absolutely terrible as an aspic — mustardy with a sour bite from the vinegar. Nobody would ever want to eat this on its own. (The coleslaw is just ridiculous. I don’t know what Bette was thinking. It doesn’t belong in the sauce and it doesn’t taste terribly good, either.)
But as a sort of sauce — cut a thin slice and put it on your nice warm ham steak, for example — this aspic works surprisingly well. The heat melts the gelatin slowly, and it turns into a wonderful gooey mustard sauce. The flavor is something like a rich honey mustard, with a hint of sweet-and-sour from the vinegar and sugar. This is a very clever presentation for a buffet, avoiding the typical risk of excessive dripping that might happen with a spooned sauce; also, the volume of sauce means there are a lot of servings here.
So today we’ve learned that aspic doesn’t have to be terrible (although it often is), and it makes a surprisingly nice sauce for ham. Huh. If you’d like to find out how the other participants in the Knox Apocalypse enjoyed their assignments, please do visit their blogs to read all about the trauma. (I don’t even know how the others fared yet, since I’m writing this before anything’s posted. All I know is there’s a hilarious disparity between extremely literal dish names, and entirely uninformative ones…)
- Emily of Dinner Is Served made an Olive Wreath Mold;
- Brian of Caker Cooking tried out Maple Fluff;
- Mimi of The Retro WW Experiment cooked up some Molded Avocado and Tuna;
- Susie of Bittersweet Susie mustered up some Melon Mousse;
- Jenny Silverscreen Suppers jellied some Turkey in Aspic;
- Ruth of Mid-Century Menu attempted the Pickle and Pineapple Salad (from my great-grandma’s collection!)
This was fun… jiggly and weird fun, admittedly, but the Retro Recipe Attempts household is looking forward to the next recipe exchange!
The recipe, originally from Bette Davis, was published in Celebrity Cookbook, Johna Blinn, Playmore Inc, Publishers, 1981. Photographs provided by Silver Screen Suppers.